This would work on Ugly Betty

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 10 Best Picture Oscar Nominees

The Social Network : Directed by David Fincher

- You know you really don’t need a damn forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.

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Alicia: “You’re worried about relating what happened with the victim in Washington DC?”
Anya: “I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.”
Judge Matchick: “Miss, I want to make sure you understand what you’re saying.”
Alicia: “Your Honor, the witness already answered—”
Judge Matchick: “Are you pleading the fifth because you were involved in Mr. Kimball’s murder or because—”
Alicia: “Your Honor, it is not your place to ask my witness.”
Judge Matchick: “Yes it is, Mrs. Florrick. [to the witness] Now, you are taking the fifth to—”
Alicia: “Your Honor, if you compel my witness to answer this question, I am moving for an immediate mistrial.”
Judge Matchick: “Denied. I’m asking a simple question.”
Alicia: “You are not, Sir. You are piercing the fifth amendment right.”
Judge Matchick: “Mrs. Florrick, shut-up!”
Alicia: “No, Sir!”
Judge Matchick: “Excuse me?”
Alicia: “As long as you are attempting to circumvent her fifth amendment right, I will not shut-up.”
Judge Matchick: “You will shut-up or be held in contempt.”
Alicia: “Then hold me in contempt and I will refer this to the Judicial Conduct Committee for immediate action.”
Judge Matchick: “This court will adjourn until tomorrow morning.”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Derek:  One night, I park my car, I unlock my front door, I go inside my house, and something’s different.  Nothing’s different, everything’s the same, but yet, something’s different.  And I stand there for a while, and then I know.  See, there are moments for me; they’re usually when I’m in the O.R., when I just know what’s gonna happen next.  So I go upstairs, and as I’m walking down the hall, I’m trying to prepare myself for what I’m going to see when I walk into my bedroom.  I step on a man’s jacket that doesn’t belong to me.  And everything I think I know… just shifts.  Because the jacket that doesn’t belong to me is a jacket that I recognize.  What I know now is that when I go into my bedroom, I’m not just gonna see that my wife is cheating on me.  I’m gonna see that my wife is cheating on me with Mark, who happened to be my best friend.  It’s just so pedestrian, common, and dirty… cruel.  Mostly just cruel.  Then I left, came out here.
Meredith:  Then you met me.
Derek:  Then I met you.
Meredith:  What was I to you?  The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Derek:  You were like coming up for fresh air.  It’s like I was drowning and you saved me.  It’s all I know.
Meredith:  It’s not enough.

Grey’s Anatomy 2.01 - “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head”

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Liz Lemon: No, the party’s tomorrow night. Tonight I’m just hanging out, eating fondue by candlelight. But come in! I was just opening a bottle of wine to drink alone. 

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

You’re worried about my husband, Mr Childs. You’ve obviously never made a woman angry before… but good luck in court.

The Good Wife 1.01 - “Pilot”

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